[Intro, Heavy Guitar Riff]
Server merge-in’ across the universe
Alliances scrambling—someone call a nurse!
Server merge-in’, ships are flying blind
Boldly crashing planets 'cause we lost our mind!

[Verse 1]
Scopely says, “It’s gonna be smooth,”
But I just lost my outpost and my favorite crew!
We’re merging with whales from a war-torn land
Now my peace bubbles pop like a rubber band!

[Chorus, Gang Vocals]
Server merge-in’, hold on tight
Galactic chaos in the middle of the night
Bases burnin’, stars collide
This digital storm is a wild ride!

[Verse 2]
Chat’s on fire with alliance rage
Leaders planning wars like a battle stage
Diplomats cryin’ behind closed DMs
While armadas spin like mayhem gems!

[Pre-Chorus]
I had a farm, now it’s gone
To a mega-whale from Klingon
Tried to run, couldn't hide
Now my shield's on the suicide slide!

[Chorus, Gang Vocals]
Server merge-in’, hold on tight
Galactic chaos in the middle of the night
Bases burnin’, stars collide
This digital storm is a wild ride!

[Bridge, Instrumental Shred]
(Whoa-oh-oh, beam me outta here!)
(It’s all FUBAR, Captain, we’ve lost the gear!)

[Break, Melodic Bass]
Missions frozen, laggy skies
One wrong tap and everybody dies

[Chorus, Final Shout]
Server merge-in’, brace for war
Nobody’s safe, not rich nor poor
Galaxy’s wrecked, but we’ll survive
Rising from ruins, still alive!

[Outro, Fading Guitar Echo]
Server merge-in’... server merge-in’...
Still we fly... still we fly...